lilmissmelis:

Tumblr pls help what book series is this?!?

@whymakeusernames is the reason I will be able to sleep tonight bless up

Tumblr pls help what book series is this?!?

quitoito:

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

(via kontrabanda)

lovelysuggestions:

don’t be ashamed of your interests, especially those of you who are younger. don’t quit doing something you love because some rando said it’s lame. you’ll regret it when you’re older - being good at things is cool, no matter what it is.

(via castillos-co)

random af snaps from my sis // when I asked why

My shower doesn’t stay hot long enough for me to shave AND wash my hair so it’s always such a stressful decision when I should be doing both. Can I phone a friend?? Ask the audience??

i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:

theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

(via bewhimsyy)

sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

sandersstudies:

fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

sandersstudies:

samsjammaam:

sandersstudies:

roman-flair:

sandersstudies:

rinofwater:

sandersstudies:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

(via gathermyspirits)

phoneus:

drywine:

phoneus:

drywine:

phoneus:

why is Spring by Vivaldi still such a fucking banger?

DON’T CALL IT THAT

it just slaps.

DON’T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you think people weren’t sitting there fanning themselves in old Italy trying not to nut in their leggings listening to that shit when it first dropped???

(via gathermyspirits)